original post: https://redd.it/alv0iu
Hold my beer while I jump off the pier and shit myself
holdmybeer by cnrxtbn
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First alcohol enema, it was fun to hold. Warning: one tiny poo
Hold my beer while I get shit faced in public and get arrested
I'll take my time with you until you cannot hold it any longer
Can you do it better than I do it myself
nobody wanted some ass today so i had to do it myself i guess
I finally get to enjoy myself
I jump out like this on the trail. Do you get scared or do you
Want to help me hold my legs up for the cam?
Holy shit her eyes 😻
Do you enjoy watching me finger myself?
don’t hold back on my tight little cunt—I’m ready.
Fucking myself hard