Samantha, don't call me anything else, The Best Worst Year

Mondays are the worst. Distract me from my conference call?

Best and worst 911 call ever

Not once did she come looking for me or call for me...

Open your banking app, put that disappointment you call a cock

I like when you call me a good girl (even tho I’m the fuckin

Whatwill be the worst name I could call you in the bedroom?

Your sister and dog had swapped bodies due to an electric shock.

Your sister and dog had swapped bodies due to an electric shock.

My sister and dog had swapped bodies due to an electric shock.

When they call on the worst possible moment 😰

Pt2. “Worst. Week. Of. My. Life!” It’s been a week since