It’s not her fault, it’s the alcohol

It's not my fault I like blow.

When you come to pick her up she smells kinda funky, even though

It's kinda your fault

it’s not your GF’s fault she learned your friend was bigger.

It's NOT your fault your dick is small, babe

It’s not his fault ..

Not my fault 🤷🏼‍♂️

Its My Wife's Fault, She Hired Her!

It’s not her fault you’re small.

Not my fault, I shouldn't be left alone

Your fault you don't give her enough time