Chair is taken, sit on my cock instead ;)

You next instead of this chair? 🥰

Told my husband i was going to the gym, but instead i met with

My only chair is gone, could I sit on you instead?

My husband sat on the chair and told a redditor to "fuck my wife,

say “yes” if you’d let me sit on you instead of my chair

You walked in looking for donuts.. and saw this buns instead.

I need to ride a real dick instead of fucking this chair

I sat on her chair and let him take off my shoes

If I asked you nicely to sit on that dick instead of a chair,

Don't eat cereal for breakfast, eat this instead

Or maybe instead of sitting on a chair I'll sit on you