Would you let me sit on your lap?

on my way to have you lap as my seat

Can I jump on your lap next?

who’s lap can i sit rn

How, Hoe, Hoe, merry Christmas. Do I get to sit on Santa’s

should I just go ahead and crash your lap

clapping on your lap next your face

ready to crash your lap

Who here needs an ass on their lap?

is there a chance I could reach your lap

wish i was sitting on your lap ;)

should I sit in your lap?