Some guy on the street approached me and offered a deal: He transforms

My wife said she was going grocery shopping, 30 minutes later

“Of course I’ll keep the goon sesh straight this time, bud.

My bud said he was down for a "straight" goon session... Me 5

My bud: bro, we are straight so can’t be doing what we did

Him - why have you brought marigolds to bed? Him a few minutes

okay we can jerk off toghether, but i'm not sucking your cock

No small talk required. I met Maxx in Vegas and a few minutes

We’ll totally keep it straight.” My goon bud 2 minutes later

One night, my roommate and I were drinking. This collar fell

I told my bud I was 100% straight and that nothing could change

2 Minutes Later (Rated R)