Can your face be my new seat? [f]

do you mind if i take a seat on your face?😘

Take a deep breath darling and i will seat on your face and eat

This big jiggly ass needs a seat, may I borrow your face

Hmm your face looks like the perfect seat

Your face looks like this comfortable seat

your face would make a perfect seat 😌

Can I get a seat on your face

A real gentleman would offer me a seat…on his face…

your face will make the perfect seat ;)

I need a new seat.. how about your face?

Can I borrow your face? I'm looking for a seat