4 days until my birthday, hoping to replace this big toy with

I was struggling to lose some weight until my gf offered me a

You should be here and give me the real deal!

Fuck fact: I’ve had sex with more single men than I have with

River Phoenix and Samantha Mathis in The Thing Called Love (1993).

River Phoenix and Samantha Mathis in The Thing Called Love (1993).

Good Stuff, Real Deal pt 1: Ladies, you haven't lived until you've

Taking applications for the real deal

Practicing until you give me the real deal <3

🍑You've never met the real deal until you try it. Let it change

🍑You've never met the real deal until you try it. Let it change

I'm done with toys, I need the real deal