Your wife was never this intense. Why should you ever go back?

Your old friend from high school is convinced she is a witch

Then the cuddling can commence 😊

When you can't satisfy her during sex she has to masturbate,

But a bet is a bet

Absolutely true

You were causally scrolling on TikTok when you found your mom

Sorry babe I tried my best!

It was an accident!

I don’t have to use my imagination anymore

The future is now

I wonder why your girlfriend never invites you to the pool parties