It’s definitely not gay if I help my bud relieve all of his

Want to spend some time by the pool, bud?

My bud confessed that he was a virgin, so I made sure to give

My bud introduced me to his other friend group, they were all

Just pretend it’s her working your meat nice and sloppy for

It’s not gay if on Halloween night, my bud dresses up like

My bud pranked me and said we will both dress up as cat women

“I couldn’t afford to buy you anything this year bud, but

Look, I know I lied to my family & told them I couldn’t visit

Need a bud to spend the day gooning with ;)

My bud has been single all year, is it gay if I dress up for

My bud and I didn't have a girl that we gonna kiss this year