hi!! you ordered a petite tatted girlfriend?! sorry i'm so late

“I’m sorry babe, I’ll never cheat on you again” I said

“Please man I’m sorry, I’ll never sleep with your girlfriend

Your bully pulled down his pants in front of your girlfriend

"Sorry, loser, your girlfriend belongs to me now"

Didn't you think an Uruguayan girlfriend could be better

“Oh baby I’m sorry I hurt your feelings, why don’t you

My overweight stepdad was definitely enjoying my girlfriend's

I’m so sorry I missed your calls babe, me and my girlfriend

I’m so sorry I missed your calls babe, me and my girlfriend

Sorry but it's better than your girlfriend’s!

"Sorry, loser, your girlfriend belongs to me now"