Just in case no one has told you yet today, you have a really

Guess what’s hiding under my skirt…hint hint…it’s not

Cherries are yummy and sweet but I’ll spread my thighs and

Some mornings I just want to spread wide and let you eat me for

Pro tip: when I spread my thighs you stick out your tongue and

Why of course I’ll spread my thighs for you…I’m going to

Happy Mother’s Day! Oh wait, I think you’re supposed to say

Ready for Sunday Brunch? Check out my yummy spread…lol

Just in case you were wondering what was on the menu for breakfast

I’m just waiting for you to get the hint and eat your lunch…hungry?

When the 43 year old mom next door invites you over for breakfast

When the married mom next door invites you over for breakfast