She says my face is the best seat in the house

do you mind if I take a seat on your face?

POV: I'm about to sit on your face, cheating man, I want you

Taking a seat on my favorite face

your face looks like a good seat

You got a nice face, let me take a seat

Your face looks like a comfortable seat

Can i use your face as a seat?

Your face looks very seat-worthy

Trust me, you’ll want to bury your face in this all day

Would you rather me take a seat on your face or lap? 😝

A real gentleman offers you a seat on his face…?