It’s not gay, my best bud is teaching my new bud how to “help”

Can someone help me explain why this isn’t gay? I know it isn’t

Its totally not gay if I wear your girls pink outfit while I

My bud said he was having a hard time staying awake on our road

It’s not gay if I’m drooling for u while trying to help u

It’s not gay bro, I just need help getting over my ex

Can't be gay if my femboy buds or their fem dad's worship me

It's not gay if my bud wanted to help me get revenge on my cheating

It's not gay to help my friend get rid of his morning wood

You didnt expect your best friend to change so much after college..

It’s not gay to help a bud get over an ex!

It’s not gay for me to help out my bud when his wife doesn’t