[F4M] "Oh, hey babe, welcome home, I invited Patrick over"

[F4M] I drive to rich neighbourhoods and try to match with married

[F4M] My boyfriend couldn't come along on the trip. Oh well.

[F4M] When my brother has friends over they get him high asf

[F4M] The sauna at my friends place is nice, I like it. Especially

[F4M] Your ex wife picked your daughter up early, now it's just

[F4M] "Oh ... hi daddy ;)"

[F4M] Absolutely reckless anonymous hookup in a store changing

[F4M] "You really know how to say hi, don't you, did you really

[F4M] Ugh, studying sucks. If only I had a cute fwb that could

[F4M] "oh you're a 'REAL STUD?' only REAL STUDS could corrupt

[F4M] "Oh, hi, I didn't hear you come home" (detailed starter