When I see a meme queen 👑 (insert sound effect)

Your early Christmas gift ;)

Insert pun on ‘hump day’ or other comments of a flirtatious

Insert pun about doing some stuffing. Let me know if you’d

Who need a good fuck this Christmas🎅🏾. Bringing BBC down

One more present for you to unwrap this Christmas

Merry christmas

Did you get everything you wanted for christmas?

*insert clever pun about stuffing on Thanksgiving*

Merry Christmas ❤️💦

Merry Christmas come get your gift

My Yule long isn’t going to suck itself. Merry Christmas.