Your penis is so small that two fingers are enough to masturbate

Your little shrimp makes me laugh so much

How will you please a woman with that peanut?

You have a shrimp...you are a loser

your little shrimp belongs in this cage!

Wow, that's even smaller than I imagined. Are you sure that's

arrow up, and sa yes, if it is less than 6.5 inches, I will ask

you can't even use your whole hand to give yourself a good jerk!

Let me guess, your mini dick is two inches right?

Do you have pipi? Lol

You are a cuckold with a small cock, anything more humiliating

Goddess' deserve real BBC, not that awful mushroom