I arrived blackout drunk from a party and my roommate asked me

If you can't come inside me three times, don't come inside my

POV: my roommate bud texted me to come into his room. I couldn't

You’re my roommate, and you come home and see my tiny 5'3 body

If I was your roommate, how many times would you come into my

If I was your roommate, how many times would you come into my

If I was your roommate, how many times would you come into my

If I was your roommate, how many times would you come into my

If I was your roommate, how many times would you come into my

If I was your roommate, how many times would you come into my

You come home to find your new roommate waiting like this in

“I told you I can’t come into college and help with the project”