In my defense, it is very hard to get my whole ass in the frame

My ass is a one whole meal packed with protein [f]

My ass can be your [f]irst meal of the day

Something I struggle with is coming up with new captions daily,

A Christmas ass to enjoy [f]

I need my ass eaten [F]

not just booty, its a whole ass meal [f]

This ass is not just only a breakfast but a whole meal for you

This ass is not only a snack but a whole meal [f]

My only desire is you enjoy my ass (F) [F]

I think the best choice for a Thanksgiving meal would be my ass

this ass is not only a snack but a whole meal