Never drink and dance with a kilt

Thought post this

Say what you will about Plumbers, but they’ve never had me

I love having sex while camping, it’s fucking in tents! (Couldn’t

Told my husband I never wanted to go without this again

I couldn’t resist riding his morning wood .

Can you tell I’ve never done anal?

Tell me one thing about my boobies?

He had a hard time to get in. But once it was inside, I didn't

Keeping it in the family has never felt so good!

Never thought I’d get to be used by two gentlemen at once,

U'll have to let me ride ur dick at least once