why don't you have a seat on my face?

This is why you have 2 hands

Why gfycat keeps ruining my gif quality I'll never know, but

My favorite dildo, can you guess why?

I wonder why dad didn't come...

POV: You're a black guy and you just gamed away some dude's girl

Why don't bananas ever get lonely? They always have their peelings.

you know why I love doggy? because my holes are maximally open

Did you hear Scandinavian girls were this naughty?

Do you want to have it on your face?

Why masturbate when he can do it for you

Reason why sinners aren't allowed on earth