you can drain your balls inside me if you eat me before it, deal?

Using his timestop remote to have some fun with me

My rack doubles as a scrabble tile rack 🙈 …Wanna play with

Squeaky clean and ready for all Christmas shenanigans 😋

Replace it with your dick

Whenever I catch my roommate peeking through the door i make

I will finish your milk is a blink of an eye

If I told you I was 18, you'd still fuck?

Would you prefer bao or bae

Christmas rice cakes?

Christmas dinner!

is this what they mean by "white christmas"?