Normally I post these first thing in the morning, but thought

My roommates girlfriend fell asleep in my room the other night..

You're salivating at the thought of serving me... how adorable.

You're salivating at the thought of serving me... how adorable.

I hated university. I was always alone everyone avoided me. I

“Woah who’s this girl in Mark’s bed, she kinda looks like

After several drinks last night I thought picking up a morning

(RP) I had always been a loser in life. One night I spotted a

I want to be the first thought when you wake up in the morning

“Her boobs really grew since the last time I saw her” I thought.

I thought my date last night was keen to get me back to her apartment

Yesterday, my folks kicked me out and told me to never come back.