Can I have a seat on your lap?

Would you let me take a seat on your lap?

Would you let me take a seat on your lap?

Anyone wanna take a seat on my lap?

I’ve never given anyone a lap dance but I want to ;)

Anyone need a seat?

Are you ready for me to fill your ass? Take a seat in my lap.

I’m tired.. mind if I take a seat on your lap?

"Hey is that seat taken? No no, I meant your lap..."

Can I take a seat on your lap?

i know the best seat is in my lap

He offered me a seat next to him but I wanted to sit on his lap