I’m not gay at all bud… I just need you to give me your protein,

Stop being weird bro.. I'm just helping your dad with "tech issues,"

It's not gay to properly repay your bud for all the free rides

It's not gay to give my throat up for my buds, I love letting

That's the best way you'll be able to teach your gf how to give

It's not gay at all if I just ask you to give me a neck rub,

It's not gay... If you didn't give much thought to it...

It's not gay if you've bullied the fuck out of me so much that

It’s not gay if you asked for trick or treat and I give you

It's not gay at all, man. How can it be? My pants aren't even

How can it be gay if neither of us are naked? Just relax and

I'm not gay. I just love the texture of my buds cum on my tongue.