My best attempt at trying to help you relieve some stress by

If It's not giving you a boner, you are probably dead

I love wearing these tiny bikinis to the beach in hopes of giving

Just giving you a boner

I hope I’m giving at least one person a boner

I love giving you a boner then curing it

I deeply apologize for giving you a boner (jk)

I deeply apologize for giving you a boner

I deeply apologize for giving you a boner

I deeply apologize for giving you a boner

I apologize for giving you a boner

I deeply apologize for giving you a boner (jk)