"Babe where do you wanna go for lunch?" I asked my girlfriend

And Then God Said Let There Be Boobies

"What's this!" I said as I looked down at a new body. My old

"God! Look how hard they are!" Hayley said to her best friend.

When he got home from work, he didn't say 'Hi dear' or 'Hey babe'.

“Zara, I need to ask you something,” you said as you approached

He said I looked pretty so I invited him over and let him give

My teacher said to his dog ?that?s a good girl? and I looked?

What if i said this is what god looked like

Would you believe me if i said this is what god looked like?

My prof said that I looked like barbie... I guess he meant he

He said I looked suckable.. I told him to prove it