"Hey bro lol found your girl at my party. She shouldn't be out

Just met with your girl, bro. Thought she needed a good pounding,

It's 2 a.m. and your girlfriend still hasn't come home from her

You haven't heard from your mom since she went to talk to your

Keep Calling. Your Girl Is Not Gonna Answer The Phone

Your girlfriend said she was just going over to your bully's

hey babe! im at ur bully's! GREAT news: he said he'll stop beating

Met your girl in the park today bro, I’ll leave you alone for

“Sorry babe I can’t answer the phone right now can I call

You're getting worried. It's been hours since your mom left to

Youre cooked. Your bully told you he could get any girl. You

Your mom and your bully had snuck away at a party to the bathroom