He couldn’t believe his luck. She wanted it.. she wanted his

Eat my ass or have 7 years bad luck

Alright, time to see who the smart ones here are 🤓 Who can

I had been fantasizing about my gf’s parents for so long. Both

If you ever see me out shopping, looking like a sensible wife

Protein bars always make me so gassy, bad luck for you I guess

“Master, you freed me from my curse! Thank you.” To be honest,

Guess what i want so bad rightnow?

What a bad luck you had that with my super sight I saw your tiny

Can you guess how bad I want you to eat this ass?

Your wife wasn't in the mood again? Too bad for her, I guess

My wife AKA Mrs Claus told me that this year she wanted to deliver