I might need some help next time, any volunteers?

I wanna fuck a random redditor… Any volunteers?😇

need to replace this chair, any volunteers?

I may need a chair today. Any volunteers?

My ass need to be fucked, any volunteers?

who is ready to offer me something more interesting than a chair

I think you should replace the chair

I need a chair, who volunteers?

Looking for volunteers for a new chair

Looking for volunteers for the position of "chair"

Now let's switch the chair with your face.

I want to replace this chair with your face. Any volunteers?😈😍