Could I wear this on our first date

My neighbour canceled a date with me so here's what he missed!

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Would you stay or would you leave if I told you I have a girl

My neighbor canceled a date with me so here's what he missed

my neighbor canceled a date with me and here's what he missed

My neighbor canceled our date. Here's what he missed.

My neighbor canceled our date. Here's what he missed out on.

My neighbor canceled our date. Here's the hot part he missed.

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My neighbor canceled. Here's the tasty part he missed out on.