You don't need a brain. Just rub yourself like a good goon puppy

You wanna be her so bad. You're so gooned out and dumb for superior

Porn girls are so much better than you. They have bigger butts,

This is who you are, little goon slut. You just rub your pathetic

Guide your best friend to become a good goon puppy just like

Of course you became a brainless goon puppy. When an inferior

Of course you became a goonette. When you saw how perfect porn

You can't help it. You're addicted to masturbating. You're just

You wish this was you. Porn goddess sitting on your face, while

Look how perfect she is. All porn girls are better than you,

You love losing your mind over porn you goon puppy. Let perfect

You don't need a brain. Just rub yourself like a good goon puppy