Would you let me take a seat?

[Mature Content] r/pleasureofwoman on Reddit: Son Accidentally

Accidentally pissed on the seat, once again I don’t sit on

I need a new seat to sit on, can I borrow your face?

Mommy's got a special seat for you, baby...

Accidentally Pissed All Over My Laptop During A Squirt Show!

Your face looks like the perfect seat

Take a seat and lemme work it

Accidentally pissed all over the seat!

The best seat in the house is my face

My big ass is the perfect seat for your troubles

The toilet seat was too cold so I just pissed all over instead