Need some stress balls? Let me sit in your lap while you work

Give me one good reason to let you sit on my lap.

Sit back and give me your lap <3

So who’s gonna let me sit on their lap while I give them lil

Ready to sit on your lap

Give me a face or a lap to sit on

Yes, you can squeeze and spank before I sit on your face

Why don't you sit down on this chair and I give you a lap dance?

Sit down and let me give you a perfect lap dance. (BTBF)

I’ll give you two options, sit in my lap like a good boy, or

You’d see my tattoos better, if you let me sit on your lap…

my lap would be the best spot to sit on