Got told to post here so i will start you off with some of my

my parents told me they still gonna grow... what do you think?

tinder guy didnt believe me when I told him im gonna ride his

someone told me i look like Lady Gaga, but i don't see it.

this naughty elf gonna drain his balls so quick

I told you I was gonna fuck your mom, now do you believe me?

I always been told I look breedable, who wants to go first?

legs wide open, ready for yours to slide in

My date told me my boobs were too big last night 🥰

He told me to shut up or he´s gonna make me, well i kept talking

Told my husband I was craving a big dick and I was gonna have

HAHA HIS PADLOCK IS SHAPED LIKE A PUSSY. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT