It's all in your imagination right?

Be careful how much porn you watch, your wife may just show you

All while you sit at the door

You'll have to learn to get along.

You tried banging on the door, yelling and plead with them to

She can be very persuasive

You didn't think your new gf and best-friend would get along

At least...

She's already wishing for a 2nd round

Your GF couldn't resist your bully and he records her ass while

I guess it wasn't a joke...

She’s a little busy at the moment