original post: https://redd.it/a9bsv0
I made my Google home say Clark Griswold's rant from Christmas Vacation
funny by zmart10
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thought this was funny
"I cAn'T jUsT gO aRoUnD wIpInG oUt PeOpLe I dOn'T lIkE"
google swipeturbate for live girls! would you mind if i whip
All fresh 100% home grown naturals 🍈
Say three words you'd say to a teen like me waiting home for
Say "Yes" if you're horny tonight
Say "hi" if you're over 20 and I'll give you my more Nudes
Vacation alone time = stroking at night by the lake [40]
Say yes if you would let your gym bros use you like this
My Christmas ass tastes like candy [f]
My gf caught a ride home with my bully. I hope he didn’t try
If I was right in front of you and I was jerking, what's the