It’s breakfast time! Hope you’re ready to (f)east.

What was your breakfast today? [F]

Who says you can’t have soft serve for breakfast? (F)

Breakfast is ready 💩 open your mouth (F)

I had to shit so badly, it started coming out before I even could

It is the morning of January 1st and you are having breakfast

On the menu today for your breakfast is homemade chocolate soft

Your breakfast is served darling [F]

The kiwi I had for breakfast today was delicious!

[F] Good morning! Your breakfast is ready!

Good morning, here’s your freshly made breakfast(f)

Someone was in the bathroom and I couldn’t hold it anymore