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Your dick is the funniest joke ever
SPHcomparisons by Missrose11
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"Your Pussy feels like a fucking vice."-Randy Spears as a big
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Imagine being a virgin and that being the first dick you ever
Your dick might be the best joke I've ever seen
Your dick is the only joke that I laugh to
Tell me your size and let' see if your dick is a joke
You have no hopes of it ever getting bigger, you are stuck with
No woman would ever dare to have sex with a dick that tiny, fool
Have you ever had someone tell you that your dick is as tiny
I bet you're the only one who has ever touched your tiny dick
No woman would ever dare to be near a dick so tiny like yours,