I'm a seat and a human washing machine

Human Couch SWEATY ASS SNIFFER ;)

Why sit on chairs when my ass can swallow faces instead?😋

Need more faces for a game of musical chairs so I can pick a

Wouldn't it be wonderful if there were restaurants with obedient

you are my human chair

Just getting ready on my human seat 🤷🏻‍♀️🍑

Always using my human chairs till failure

would you let me take a seat in a room with no chairs?

Only using human chairs while getting ready to go out 🪑

Only sitting on human chairs, so have your face ready🤷🏻‍♀️

Human furniture