23 days until Christmas - Jingle bells

17 days until Christmas - Sad Desi Santa

11 days until Christmas - Maria Ryabushkina

10 days until Christmas - If this tomfoolery continues the presents

6 days until Christmas - Extra frex

3 days until Christmas - Black magic fuckery

14 days until Christmas - If this tomfoolery continues the presents

11 days until Christmas - Pretty kitty

10 days until Christmas - Kimberly McArthur

8 days until Christmas - Tiny Santa hat

4 days until Christmas - Lights

335 days until Christmas - Mr. Mittens ruins the Christmas show