Bear is neutered, so, I figured, he's not hurting the blanket.

Santa said you wanted a wet pussy for Christmas

The sign said “slippery when wet” and I thought ME TOO ;)

"Hey I know your last date acted weird when you said you were

I thought you said a WET christmas

I thought you said a WET christmas btbf

I thought you said a WET christmas

I thought you said a WET christmas

I thought you said a WET christmas

I thought you said a WET christmas

I thought you said a WET christmas

"Holy shit I don't think I've ever been this wet! You're really