I’m jealous your beard gets to sit on your face every day and

Got anywhere I can sit this? 🥵 [f]

How long can you hold your breath if I sit on your face with

[F] My chair broke, can I borrow your face to sit on

Want me to sit on your face [f]

First date idea: I sit on your face

First date idea: I sit on your face [F]

[f]irst date idea: I sit on your face

I want to sit on your face until it turns blue :) [f]

requesting permission to sit on your face [f]

Can I sit on your face? [f]

Let me sit on your face [F]