I literally said “oh wow” when I turned on the light for

OC-You said I was your good girl and you wouldn’t hurt me.

My former Highschool crush said I was too skinny.. who’d enjoy

Friend’s Halloween party. My date said he wanted to show me

🤢 I’d be so embarrassed if that was my mom. Also, anyone

My girlfriend said because I was good I earned a reward. Apparently

My husband said I'm his favorite pornstar.

My ex said I’m not hot enough

I started thinking about marriage the day she said she enjoyed

Who said sauna can't get hotter....

Well I did lie when I said I leak a lot 😉

Who said hiking had to be boring?