Can I use your face as a seat?

Looking for a seat

May I have a seat on your lap?

Your pretty face looks like a comfy seat for my goth ass

Searching for a different kind of seat

Let me seat on your face

Can i seat on your face?

Seat taken?

Mommy wants to use your face as a seat

i hope that this seat isn't taken

your face will make the perfect seat ;)

your face will make the perfect seat ;)