That thing you call a dick is half my size. Now get to sucking

Your dick is a joke, let me show you a real dick

Do as mommy commands and get out that tiny little dick

How small is that mini dick you got there? I'll have to get closer,

I'm sure your dick is smaller than my pinky

I'm here to remind you that the very existence of your tiny dick

Say "Yes Mommy" if you're a pathetic baby dick

your dick is small, that's funny

Do you even have the courage to send me a pic of your tiny dick?

Is there another use for your dick aside from being a joke?

Say your dick size so I can make fun of you in the comments

Pathetic tiny dick