I love how everything jiggles.

"Why are you wearing a strap-on?"

Edged my cock for 4 days 😩

Why buy the cow when cumming on my face is free

For your better days

Who'd you rather be and why goons?

Days are more fun when they start like this

This is why you should always bring a vibrator cause you never

Why use my fingers when I want my clit rubbed when I can just

Lets face it your wife has put on so much weight over the years!...

why is everything taken as a joke these days??

I love when men wanna dominate me, I'll do everything for it