Can I sit on your face, please?

I just wanna use your face as a chair

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I need a face chair at my desk

Can I use your face like a chair?

May I use your face as a chair

Your face looks like a nice chair for my ass

Did you miss her using my face as a chair? Fret no more because

What if I replace my chair for your face?

How about we replace this chair with your face?

I'm gonna use your face as a chair and you'll love it

Your face looks perfect as a chair rn