"Are the poppers working, gooner?"

Tease your gooner brain.

"Do my anime boobs trigger you, gooner?"

Melt your gooner mind.

Pump your gooner cock for hot blondes.

You're not going anywhere gooner.

"I didn't sign up to look at gooner asshole all day..."

Respect is earned.

"Gooner! I didn't know you could cum so much!"

"I can't stop listening to these Gooner Audio files..."

"OMG Gooner! You forgot to cut your fucking nails!"

"Mommy's busy...why don't you go play with your gooner friends