Need help please! Im growing organic and does anybody know what

"Help! this nerd was oggling me the whole time i was on duty,

Im wanting to play

im sure dad would be proud of the size of my organic melons

ive been growing my natural melons for over 19 years now!

The vibrations are so intense im gonna go crazy at this rate!

It's a crime keeping these organic melons hidden

These are homemade and organic melons!

Still growing my melons

if im bigger then you can suck me

Look at my fresh, organic melons!

Taste my fresh, organic melons